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thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

ninetween:

diickhead:

makes a man go broom broom

SHUT UP YOU DID NOT

posted 9 hours ago with 16,584 notes
from smosh source diickhead

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

follovved:

i hate seeing people my age in public bc its always like a competition of whose more attractive and im always losing

  1. You are stronger than you realise.
  2. You are crueller than you realise.
  3. The smallest words will break your heart.
  4. You will change. You’re not the same person you were three years ago. You’re not even the same person you were three minutes ago and that’s okay. Especially if you don’t like the person you were three minutes ago.
  5. People come and go. Some are cigarette breaks, others are forest fires.
  6. You won’t like your name until you hear someone say it in their sleep.
  7. You’ll forget your email password but ten years from now you’ll still remember the number of steps up to his flat.
  8. You don’t have to open the curtains if you don’t want to.
  9. Never stop yourself texting someone. If you love them at 4 a.m., tell them. If you still love them at 9.30 a.m., tell them again.
  10. Make sure you have a safe place. Whether it’s the kitchen floor or the Travel section of a bookshop, just make sure you have a safe place.
  11. You will be scared of all kinds of things, of spiders and clowns and eating alone, but your biggest fear will be that people will see you the way you see yourself.
  12. Sometimes, looking at someone will be like looking into the sun. Sometimes someone will look at you like you are the sun. Wait for it.
  13. You will learn how to sleep alone, how to avoid the cold corners but still fill a bed.
  14. Always be friends with the broken people. They know how to survive.
  15. You can love someone and hate them, all at once. You can miss them so much you ache but still ignore your phone when they call.
  16. You are good at something, whether it’s making someone laugh or remembering their birthday. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that these things don’t matter.
  17. You will always be hungry for love. Always. Even when someone is asleep next to you you’ll envy the pillow touching their cheek and the sheet hiding their skin.
  18. Loneliness is nothing to do with how many people are around you but how many of them understand you.
  19. People say I love you all the time. Even when they say, ‘Why didn’t you call me back?’ or ‘He’s an asshole.’ Make sure you’re listening.
  20. You will be okay.
  21. You will be okay.

— 21 things my father never told me (via ohthativy)

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

pokemon-global-academy:

pokemon-global-academy:

It has been confirmed through an advert in Nat Geo magazine that two special events are coming to North America. These events are based on Mega Evolutions. First, from August 13th to September 17th, you will be able to download Heracross or Pinsir to your X & Y games over the Internet. In addition to that, if you go to Gamestop stores from August 18th to August 31st, you’ll be able to receive a special serial code to download the Heracronite or Pinsirite Mega Stones. 

Source: Serebii


The magazine ad.

pokemon-global-academy:

pokemon-global-academy:

It has been confirmed through an advert in Nat Geo magazine that two special events are coming to North America. These events are based on Mega Evolutions. First, from August 13th to September 17th, you will be able to download Heracross or Pinsir to your X & Y games over the Internet. In addition to that, if you go to Gamestop stores from August 18th to August 31st, you’ll be able to receive a special serial code to download the Heracronite or Pinsirite Mega Stones. 

Source: Serebii

The magazine ad.

cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again

❝ Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ ❞

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

circletines:

there are no rAIN DROPS ON ROSES AND GIRLS IN WHITE DRESSES ITS SLEEPING WITH ROACHES AND TAKING BEST GUESSES SHADES ON THE SHEETS AND BEFORE ALL THE STAINS AND A FEW MORE OF YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

thirliewhirl:

girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

posted 11 hours ago with 155,365 notes
from swoos source circuit-city