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happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

❝ Directly, or indirectly, everything we write is for someone. ❞

Unknown (via floranymph)

gabdalf

(via jannelle-o)

onyeplaysdrums:

This bands drill is really weird.

onyeplaysdrums:

This bands drill is really weird.

I need to make out.

Against the wall, on the bed, on top of you, underneath you, on the table, my legs around your waist, yours around mine.. biting your bottom lip, kissing your neck, moaning in your ear, running my hands all over your body. I want you hardcore.

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants
posted 9 hours ago with 80,448 notes
from glassrains source memewhore

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.

purple-lightsaber:

Lightsaber flog? Yeah, that’s a thing that exists.

purple-lightsaber:

Lightsaber flog? Yeah, that’s a thing that exists.

Game of Thrones  +  Religion

posted 9 hours ago with 30,981 notes
from lilwizard99 source apriki

waaaaaaaaaaaalt:

Don’t get me started on how important this movie is. I won’t stop.

(×)

❝ Aphrodite’s favourite trick was to make someone fall in love with someone who didn’t love them back. She thought that was the best fun ever. If you’ve ever had a crush on someone who didn’t notice you, that’s Aphrodite’s fault. ❞

REALLY PERCY

YOU WOULDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOULD YOU

BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO BLOODY DUMB TO REALISE

- Percy Jackson’s Greek Gods

(via danewlands)

jameshazard:

"What instrument do you play?"

Oh i play

 image

the gym badges

posted 21 hours ago with 6,918 notes
from spaceyam source jameshazard

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

crabbington:

back to school supplies list

  • red lipstick
  • one pencil
  • vodka, probably
  • earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching