Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
makes a man go broom broom
SHUT UP YOU DID NOT
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
i hate seeing people my age in public bc its always like a competition of whose more attractive and im always losing
This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
It has been confirmed through an advert in Nat Geo magazine that two special events are coming to North America. These events are based on Mega Evolutions. First, from August 13th to September 17th, you will be able to download Heracross or Pinsir to your X & Y games over the Internet. In addition to that, if you go to Gamestop stores from August 18th to August 31st, you’ll be able to receive a special serial code to download the Heracronite or Pinsirite Mega Stones.
cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again
there are no rAIN DROPS ON ROSES AND GIRLS IN WHITE DRESSES ITS SLEEPING WITH ROACHES AND TAKING BEST GUESSES SHADES ON THE SHEETS AND BEFORE ALL THE STAINS AND A FEW MORE OF YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THINGS
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale
this is good